Cold Dog Joke

What do you call a cold hot dog?

A chili dog.

Bird Joke

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet ment!

Let Die

A woman was sentenced to prison after smothering her 3-month-old son to death while under the influence of cocaine, according to the Lancaster County District Attorney’s Office.

Luz Saez, 34, of Lancaster, was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter and endangering the welfare of children after a one-day trial in July, according to prosecutors. She was sentenced on Aug. 13 to three and a half to nine years in state prison.-wgal

Welfare Bribe

Tuesday on FNC’s “The Will Cain Show,” Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) discussed alleged welfare corruption across the country and argued that some states used it to incentivize voting for Democrats.

“How do we exist as a nation, Senator, if we essentially are open to the world and give welfare to everyone that wants to come to the United States?” host Will Cain asked.

Paul replied, “No, we can’t. And, actually, a whole population of these people came. Not only they’re receiving welfare, but became experts at stealing welfare, so many of the folks in Minnesota. Now we found in L.A. I think they had 432 hospice centers in L.A. When they cut off their money, the Trump administration cut the money off, only 12 of them complained. That means the rest of them were just worried about being caught. They’re fleeing somewhere not to be caught. But that means 80, 90 percent of these things are fraud. We found the ‘Learing Center,’ the adult learning centers, all the stuff that Nick Shirley found in Minneapolis. So a big problem of this is that the federal government funds it and the state governments police it. So if you’re policing something you don’t pay for, do you really care if it’s wasted?”

“So it’s mostly blue states — New York, Minnesota, California, where the Democrats bribe people to get their vote. They say, here, you can all have welfare, and we’re not going to check to see whether you need it or not or whether you’re stealing it, because Uncle Sam, the federal taxpayer, is going to pay for it. It’s a terrible system, and I propose that we shift this all back to the states, so the payment and the policing would be at the state and they would bankrupt themselves if they didn’t police the system.”
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No more Data

Tear them down!

Pennsylvania regulators are warning that the state’s power grid could face significant challenges by 2030 due to the growing demand from data centers, potentially leading to more frequent power outages. 

Regulators warn of increased outage risk

Stephen DeFrank, chairman of the Pennsylvania Public Utility Commission, said the increased power demand from data centers could result in the grid not generating enough electricity to meet future demand.

“We don’t want to create panic here, but this report is a warning signal,” DeFrank said. 

He explained that if more data centers connect to the grid than anticipated without new power generation, the frequency of power outages could rise dramatically. 

“If more data centers interconnect than we are expecting, with no new generation, that number changes from one loss-of-load event every ten years to 13 events every year by 2030,” DeFrank said. 

DeFrank emphasized the need for data center projects to include their own power supplies and for the state to increase overall power generation. He suggested a mix of energy sources, including natural gas, nuclear, and green energy options. 

“The answer is all. All of the above,” he said. 

Officials seek to protect ratepayers

Molly Parzen, executive director of Conservation Voters of Pennsylvania, said the state must work with power grid operator PJM Interconnection and the federal government to ensure Pennsylvania families are not left paying for the increased power demand from data centers. 

“It opens us up to the potential for Pennsylvania families being left holding the bag by these data center developers and the major tech companies backing them,” Parzen said. 

PJM Interconnection, which operates the regional power grid, said in a statement that it is collaborating with the federal government and Pennsylvania to address the issue. 

“PJM believes these combined, focused efforts can preserve reliable electrical service in the near and long term without unfairly burdening regular ratepayers,” the statement read. 

State officials, including the governor, are also focusing on the idea of requiring new data centers to bring their own power sources as part of their projects, following a recent executive order.-wgal

Sun Pun

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone…

But then it dawned on me /

Einstein Joke

Albert Einstein Was a genius…

But his brother

Frank was a monster!

Duck Joke

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their quacks.

Nun Joke

What do you rall a flying nun?

A. A bird

13. A plane

C. Nun of the above

Evil Fag

Democrat Texas U.S. Senate hopeful James Talarico visited a mosque as a teen in “solidarity” with the Muslim community the weekend after the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, according to a resurfaced interview.

Speaking to Texas Monthly in January, the progressive candidate recalled the time his mother, who was “politically active and a loyal member of the Democratic Party,” took him to an Islamic worship center following the attacks that killed 2,977 victims. 

“The weekend after September 11, as the Muslim community became a target of vitriol and distrust, she took James, his sister Madeleine, and his two best friends to a local mosque—’a solidarity thing,’ Talarico said,” reporter Allegra Hobbs wrote. 

Talarico, who was 13 at the time of this post-9/11 visit to the mosque, did not recall anything in the interview that he may have done to mourn his fellow Americans who perished that day at the hands of radical jihadist terrorists. 

The Democrat is up against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) in the November general election for Sen. John Cornyn’s (R-TX) seat, and has repeatedly made a mockery of his claimed Christian faith at the behest of Islam. 

In one interview, Talarico described himself as a “Christian who hates Christianity”:

He later praised Islam for inspiring his beliefs, saying, “I’ve learned as much about my faith from Salman’s tradition, from the Islamic mystics, from poets like Rumi, as much as I have from Christian authors…”

Talarico’s church, St. Andrew’s Presbyterian in Austin, Texas, has partnered with the left-wing Muslim group Council on American and Islamic Relations (CAIR) and has hosted a yearly Muslim iftar dinner for Ramadan. 

Olivia Rondeau