Blue Joke

What’s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

Melons Joke

When life gives you melons…

You might be dyslexic.

Grape Joke

Why did the grape go out with a prune?

Cause it couldn’t find a date!

Out of Sch

Yet another reason to get them out of public schools.

Former Gonzales, Louisiana, “New Teacher of the Year” Kyle Delaney was arrested Tuesday in connection with a double shooting and charged with two counts of attempted second-degree murder.

The shooting incident “took place around 5:30 p.m.” Tuesday on St. Vincent Street, WAFB reported. Two people were injured in the shooting and transported to the hospital in stable condition.

US Weekly noted that law enforcement think 25-year-old Delaney “arrived at the crime scene where he got out of his vehicle, and fired multiple shots in the direction of the victims before driving away.” He was located and arrested hours later and placed in Ascension Parish Jail.

Delaney was the 2024-2025 “New Teacher of the Year” at Gonzales Middle School.-Breitbart

Train Joke

What do you call a train loaded with bubblegum?

A chew-chew train!

Homework Joke

Why did the student eat his homework?

Cause the teachers said it was a piece of cake.

Cold Dog Joke

What do you call a cold hot dog?

A chili dog.

Bird Joke

What do you give a sick bird?

Tweet ment!

Let Die

A woman was sentenced to prison after smothering her 3-month-old son to death while under the influence of cocaine, according to the Lancaster County District Attorney’s Office.

Luz Saez, 34, of Lancaster, was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter and endangering the welfare of children after a one-day trial in July, according to prosecutors. She was sentenced on Aug. 13 to three and a half to nine years in state prison.-wgal

Welfare Bribe

Tuesday on FNC’s “The Will Cain Show,” Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) discussed alleged welfare corruption across the country and argued that some states used it to incentivize voting for Democrats.

“How do we exist as a nation, Senator, if we essentially are open to the world and give welfare to everyone that wants to come to the United States?” host Will Cain asked.

Paul replied, “No, we can’t. And, actually, a whole population of these people came. Not only they’re receiving welfare, but became experts at stealing welfare, so many of the folks in Minnesota. Now we found in L.A. I think they had 432 hospice centers in L.A. When they cut off their money, the Trump administration cut the money off, only 12 of them complained. That means the rest of them were just worried about being caught. They’re fleeing somewhere not to be caught. But that means 80, 90 percent of these things are fraud. We found the ‘Learing Center,’ the adult learning centers, all the stuff that Nick Shirley found in Minneapolis. So a big problem of this is that the federal government funds it and the state governments police it. So if you’re policing something you don’t pay for, do you really care if it’s wasted?”

“So it’s mostly blue states — New York, Minnesota, California, where the Democrats bribe people to get their vote. They say, here, you can all have welfare, and we’re not going to check to see whether you need it or not or whether you’re stealing it, because Uncle Sam, the federal taxpayer, is going to pay for it. It’s a terrible system, and I propose that we shift this all back to the states, so the payment and the policing would be at the state and they would bankrupt themselves if they didn’t police the system.”
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